Spasm

A spewing orgasm. Women who are capable of achieving this feat tend to hide this from their boyfriend until they get the chance to blow a load all over his face in retaliation for all of the clogged nostrils and sticky hair women have had to endure throughout the centuries.

She ripped a sick spasm all over my face homes. Word up

by FlippyNips89 August 5, 2020

Citric Spasm

The tangy and zingy sensation a person gets in their mouth when they eat something really sour .

Sylvester : Dude you should've the look on my bro's face after he ate that warhead !
Stanley : I heard bro ! Apparently he had a major citric spasm lol

by SiddyBoo January 29, 2016

Cussing Spasm

When you suddenly and inadvertently shout or scream a cuss word.

Usually its triggered by your mind's sudden recitation of a past embarrassing moment.

A: Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fcuK!!!

B: What? did something happen?

A: *pauses* idk...(it's the cussing spasm)

by Kit Rat November 17, 2018

Microbiolic Spasm

1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.

2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.

Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.

A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.

by Murtag October 21, 2011

Spasm-gasm

The act of ejaculating during an epileptic seizure

My boyfriend had an epileptic seizure during sex and ended up pulling a spasm-gasm all over my face

by NIHILISMEXTREME August 28, 2022

Freudian Spasm

An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended

Her Freudian spasm caused her to add an extra 'k' at the end of her 'kk' message.

by Regrettinglife December 2, 2016

lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.

"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."

by annnnonnnnymous August 31, 2011