spakmaster!

Spakmaster is when you go to town with your brother and you find out that YOU'RE favourite band is playing and youre brother buys 2 tickets for him and his best mate!!!

Robyn: Look Bullet For My Valentine are playin in february!!!!!
Matty: ((making his way over to the kiosk)) Can i have two tickets for Bullet For My Valentine?
Robyn: Are you taking me!??!
Matty: No, Dan!

by Robyn January 28, 2005

spakeler

Ryan Horner

by Ryan August 2, 2003

spakgina

a horizontal vagina, with the pubic hair growing in the normal direction.

i scored with this chick last night, but dude she had a fuckin spakgina, freaked me out so i layed into the bitch rambo style

by lewis richards February 19, 2008

Spakatacular

A word to describe something that is outstanding, spectacular, etc. Originated from the word spaka.

"That taco was spakatacular!"

by Spaka August 23, 2004

spakerel

A small and slightly annoying person who often gets things completely wrong for no other reason then they are a bit stoopid!

Shut up you spakerel!

by Sam Grant October 27, 2004

spakfuller

A person who weres a shit load of makeup you could scrape it off with a spacular.

Look at sues face, she's such a spakfuller.

by real name here July 30, 2009

Spaktop

Mentally retarded.

Why did you do that? you fucking Spaktop!

by CuntForest1 August 21, 2016