soon:tm:

a moment between now and the heat death of the universe

When is qosmetics coming out?
soon:tm:

by mottsapplesauce October 26, 2020

Soon™

"It could happen really soon or perhaps far off, Definitely not forgotten, Maybe a long while away, But certainly immediately, Not right now though but later, Not too much later but maybe."

Half Life 3 will be released Soon™

by Naigaru November 17, 2017

soon times

oakville slang meaning something coming soon

i know we just started but ill be done soon times

by oakville thugz May 1, 2005

too soon

A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a cosmologically recent event.

person1: New evidence links the collapse of Aztec society to a deadly salmonella outbreak.

person2: Wait, Aztecs ate at Chipotle?

person1: Too soon.

by ArtichokesArtichokesArtichokes February 21, 2017

Sooner Shitbreak

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.

Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.

by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003

Sonsy

cutest and sexiest

Sonsy is such a cutie.

by mediaman June 6, 2010

Sons Of Anarchy

A TV show on FX. Its about a motorcycle club called Sons Of Anarchy. The club members are very close to one another and will do pretty much anything for one another. Most of the members have day jobs in the world but they make most of their money from gun running and protection runs. The SOA operates in a fictional town in Northern California called Charming. They also have many charters around the United States. The first 13 episodes were aired on FX. According to FX the second season will be aired on September of 2009

Dave: Hey man did you see Sons Of Anarchy last night?
John: Yeah man i did, that show is really bad ass

by Sparky 7761 December 17, 2008