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A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a cosmologically recent event.
person1: New evidence links the collapse of Aztec society to a deadly salmonella outbreak.

person2: Wait, Aztecs ate at Chipotle?

person1: Too soon.
by ArtichokesArtichokesArtichokes February 21, 2017
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