Socks That Relieve Pain

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OMG SOCKS THAT RELIEVE PAIN I TOTALLY NEED THOSE

by CRAM SWORD November 14, 2019

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Socks full of rocks

A womans breasts which are saggy, and/or lumpy.
A reason for an old natural D or DD cup to have a boob job.
Saggy Tits, especially those which are large and old.

John asked, "Scott, do you think Cindy is do-able?" Scott replied, "Yeah, but those titties are saggy, like socks full of rocks, I'm afraid I might get a black eye."

by oatmeal769 December 22, 2007

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socks sex

When your laying in bed and want to take your socks off without moving. You rub your feet against your mattress to remove your socks and it feels almost orgasmic.

"Dude after work yesterday, I went home and had some amazing socks sex before I went to sleep."

by jhnscrtch August 27, 2009

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a house or living situation at which you feel less likely to contract an illness from its unclean floors by keeping your socks on. Extreme cases of this are "shoes on houses" where you are sucidal to take your shoes off.

Person 1: Hey where are you going?
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.

by <3pantie<3 July 7, 2009

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Socks Off FC

The mighty Socks Off FC are a legendary pro clubs team consisting of mark lewis, ryan incledinkiedonkeydoo, daniel kemp and brendan spelman. They always play the shocking tic tac and stuff them every time. Callum skillen is a midget.

Well done to the mighty Socks Off FC for absolutely slaughtering callum skillen on the pitch.

by Brendoid January 13, 2021