social battery 

a phrase used to describe a person’s toleration of being around other people. the lower the social battery, the less patience or tolerance one has with other people.

my social battery is completely drained, i haven’t had any time to myself all week

social battery by rerefriedbeans September 18, 2020

Social Gravity 

The force that draws a person to their original social position, often binding a person and making them feel they cannot fight against it.

A force worth fighting against.

Rhonda clawed her way out of her situation, despite the social gravity which tried to hold her back.

Social Gravity by Jive Pony May 31, 2010

Social Incest

Dating or having sexual relations within your circle of friends

Fred: John and Cassidy banged? I thought they were best friends?
Bobby: Yeah they commited mad social incest bro.

Social Incest by SteezFebreeze September 26, 2011

social media creep 

Some who stalks/creeps about on another persons profile on social media groups such as twitter, Facebook, MySpace or if they are in need of psychiatric help even bebo. This person usually leads an uninteresting life with limited friends and struggles with relationships excess the reason they have so much time to creep on unsuspecting victims. They usually know everything that's going on or happening in there town or city especially if it doesn't concern them.

Person 1-"Did you hear Steve the stud went out with that hot chick Stuart used to date?"
Person 2- "no I didn't! Who told you that?"
Person 1-" I seen it on Steve's brothers Facebook page"
Person 2- "I didn't know you were friends "
Person 1-"we're not"
Person 2-"I don't think we should be friends you're a social media creep"

social media creep by Djc2508 November 7, 2013

Social Koala

Someone who doesn't make plans for themselves and/or their partner, but clings onto other people and their date plans.

Someone who doesn't plan, but takes other people's plans. Often being a third wheel and/or bringing multiple "third wheels" in.

Jon never plans dates with his girlfriend, he just asks what his friends are up to and joins in on their plans. Jon is such a social koala.

Social Koala by Fuzzybean October 17, 2020

Social democrat 

A Social democrat is a centre-leftist or libertarian leftist, who supports a mixed economy with some government regulation on essential services or government ownership, in order to prevent corperat abuse of these services. Social democrats also support environment regulation, public education to level out the playing field, and social programes to help the less fortunate become better off.

Social democrats include Canada's NDP and many Northern European governments, which contributed to Northern Europe's modern Hight standard of living.

Social democrat by Secular leftist October 2, 2005

Social Stamina 

The ability to maintain a conversation with a non friend (usually a friend of a friend) for an extended period of time.

NOT ABOUT WEATHER OR SCHOOL!!!!! That DOES NOT count as a conversation!

Guy: Hey Fuckface get out of the car we're at your house and i have to take Rose home.
Me: Nah T Jones i don't think you have the social stamina to talk to Rose for the ride home. Take me with you to help the conversation.
Guy: Ya Fuckface your right I don't have the social stamina, and I like men.

Social Stamina by TJONESISAHOMO July 8, 2009