snowbeard

When a man ejaculates onto the chin of a person.

Instead of giving her a facial, Trent gives Abigail a snowbeard

by Cappen Snowbeard April 26, 2014

snowboarder

Snowboarding is a extreme sport that would be better off with out skiers people may ask how but we would have snowboard patrol anyways snowboarders can pull off 1440s switch backside shift doulbe indy method tweaked japan air quad back flip off 40ft jumps unlike skiers we also have style and swag

Horgasam is a good snowboarder movie

by Kevin bob marley the 3rd of us September 21, 2016

Snowboarding

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "snowboarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been "snowboarded" by her friends at UCLA.

by Aaron the donut guy February 22, 2011

snowboard assassin

Guy or girl really good at snowboarding

At the bottom of the trail we were overtaken by a snowboard assassin.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 2, 2015

snowboarder

1) a person who snowboards and stereotypically is a total douchebag, mostly because they either a) think that snowboarding is superior b) stop in the middle of the slope c) and/or slide around and cut up the fresh gnar and get in everyone's way while looking like they are about to wipe out.

or d) people who moved into the midwest from california who only know how to surfboard.
2) enemy of most skiers. ancient rivalry between the two that can never be quenched as long as there is snow and canada, wisconsin, colorado, and minnesota.

skier 1: omg, i think gavin is coming down the hill!!
skier 2: dude, he's a snowboarder...you and i both know all about those little fuckers.
skier 1:didn't he move here from cali, though?
skier 2: all snowboarders, even if they came from california, belong in hell.
gavin: hey guys
skier 2: fuck you, you ruin all slopes

by donut sauce February 24, 2019

Snowboardy

A description of someone who appears to be a snowboarder.

Common examples of this type of person may include :
-wearing of snowboard brand clothing
-wearing of oversized clothes

-unkempt hair

-facial hair

-lazy demeanor

"He's always wearing that Burton hat. He's so snowboardy!"

by HTownfook January 8, 2020

Snowboarding

Plowing Older Women or Men that have grey or white hair

I was snowboarding someone this weekend an it was great

by Dragön January 27, 2020