snot-freezing index

The temperature at which the snot in your nose freezes. Any temperature above this is not considered cold.

Man, its so fucking cold out, I think we reached the snot-freezing index.

by TBob April 19, 2008

snot wash

When a person goes to blow their nose and the tissue or snot rag that they have isnt big enough to hold all the snot thats comeing out ,can be embarassing .

Jim says- Hey where did your friend go?


Steve laughs and says-He had to go to the bathroom and clean his face off.


Jim says- why?



Steve says-He just pulled a snot wash all over his face.


Jim says- yeah i saw that but didnt want to sey anything haha

by troubledemon April 7, 2009

Snot Ghosts

When your nose is running so much and is so raw that instead of blowning your nose for the hundredth time you just stick tissues up your nose so snots not dripping out, the remainder of the tissue sticking out of your nose resembles old fashioned sheet ghosts. Hence Snot Ghosts.

My nose is so raw from blowing it so much, that I opted for snot ghosts today for some relief.

by OutbreakMonkey May 8, 2009

snot knocker

In football, when a player hits another player so hard, that the player who was hit has snot literally knocked out of his nose. More common in the winter when people tend to have colds. Sometimes called a "slobber knocker".

Wide recievers fear going over the middle, because they're afraid they'll get a snot knocker.

by Augie September 7, 2003

snot gobbler

A insult directed to a person (you believe) to be of lower class or status. Someone for whom perhaps the swallowing of snot is challenging enough occupation alone.

"Get away from my car you snot gobbling little shit bag!"

or as an affectionate term of greeting: "Alright snot gobbler?"

by rojodelosaltos February 11, 2005

Snot Missile

Usually caused by laughing, it's a dry crusty boogie that shoots out of your nose (like a missile), because of a strong gust of air being pushed out.

After I told the joke, Frank laughed so hard that he blew a snot missile. I laughed so hard at Frank that I blew a snot missile of my own.

by Scott Too Hot July 30, 2009

snot whistle

A snot whistle is the whistling sound created when the nasal cavity can let only a small amount of air through the nostrils, thus creating an aerophone.

John: Is someone whistling quietly?
Bill: Nah, man. I've had a cold all week and now I have snot whistle.

by Jimbo Jimmy James December 14, 2009