storing tuna

An excuse for getting caught cheating

When Jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was storing tuna.

by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

snorting the camel

Allowing another person to insert his/her big toe into one's vagina during foreplay and/or sex.

Ow! That hurt!

by jeff tang November 21, 2003

scoring

Irish slang for "necking" or "making out."

I saw them scoring in the back of the bar.

by modgun April 24, 2011

Snorpington

The fictional town where you go to get away when you're friends mock you or you become the butt of a joke.

"Geoff you're such a tard!"

"Shut up! Im going to Snorpington"

by Trapped Wind January 9, 2009

Raisin Snorting

The act of accidentally or intentionally snorting the clitoris into one's nostril, usually during cunninlingus.

Last night I snorted her raisin.

I know you've been raisin snorting you lucky bastard.

Are you gonna snort my raisin or what?

by Marxista December 4, 2010

snorungar

Swedish word for "chav, townie", directly translates to snotkid.. pretty appropriate

ÖJJ stick från min bil snorungar

("Oy you snotkid, get away from my car"

by Malcolm McDermott September 1, 2004

oyster snorting

When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.

"Man! My nose bleed has been real bad after all that oyster snorting!"

by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018