sarcasm

The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent.

Girl: "Oh my god, are you crying?"
Smarter Girl: "No, I'm just pretending to be a fountain."
Girl: "Was that sarcasm?"
Smarter Girl: "No, of course not."

by BetterThanYourMom January 12, 2014

[/sarcasm]

Usually used in message boards to denote that the statement you have just posted has a sarcastic tone. Comes from HTML code.

Wow, you are the best because you have a high post count./sarcasm

by Porn-O's June 11, 2006

National Sarcasm Society (NSS)

When a person uses sarcasm 24/7
(doesnt have to be every conversation you have with somebody but,uses sarcasm every day)

Person 1:why am I shorter than everbody else?

Person 2:Because gravity hates you and only you duh! I thought you would've known by now.

Person 2:Oh im sorry im part of the National Sarcasm Society (NSS).

by Keanu 'Fucking' Urfasetoolonge July 24, 2010

Snarcastic

1. adv. Both snarky and sarcastic in one's demeanor or behavior.
2. adj. The state of being both snarky and sarcastic

Gabe is being snarcastic today.
That reply was snarcastic.

by Steph M October 30, 2005

No problem lieutenant sarcasm

the response to the phrase thank you captain obvious which is made when something stupid and obvious has bees said.

The sky is blue!
Thank you captain obvious
No problem lieutenant sarcasm

by thegirlthatkrumps November 28, 2010

sarcasm

saying something ironically

saying the opposite of what you mean in a jokingly "as a matter of fact" tone

From Disney's The Lion King 1 1/2

(after trying to break up Simba and Nala)
Timon: Well, that worked like a dream.
Pumbaa: It did?
Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

by Zippitydoodah June 18, 2008

Sarcasm

When one or more sexual participants openly fake orgasm such as to mock the efforts of the other sexual participant(s).

Marie: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL!' (exaggerated body writhing, breathing and excessive slamming of nearby surfaces ensues, stopping very suddenly with a look of spiteful derision).

Michael: That's my third Sarcasm this month!

by DonPasquale March 21, 2013