spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.

Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.

by TheBeckster4 July 13, 2010

smackeye

A person with the eyes of a junkie. By curious coinsidence, also commonly found to have a cheesedick.

Briggsy ur a smackeye

by . November 20, 2006

snakey

An angry little fat kid who is also usually a huge duster

I'm trying to get away from that snakey but his dust cloud is blinding me!

by unrealswag December 31, 2009

crack snacker

Someone into licking ass, rimming and generall eating out another's ass-hole.

I had no idea he was such a dedicated crack snaker, but he can do it for hours and hours.

by cololobo July 5, 2005

sneaker snacker

The act of eating out a man's anus while simultaneously giving him a foot job (stimulation to ejaculation through friction generated between foot/feet and penis). The act is accomplished by having the man sit on the face of the person giving the sneaker snacker, while his or her legs wrap around the man's body to administer the foot job aspect.

I was giving this guy the ol' sneaker snacker when my hamstrings cramped up on me, and I had to give up.

by William H. Oznaut November 6, 2006

snackertunity

when one takes an oppurtunity to obtain a snack

Tony was hungry so he took a snackertunity

by duder1no444 March 6, 2009

KFC snacker

An item on the KFC menu which is most commonly ordered on ash wednesday and tanksgiving.

There are many types:

Buffalo KFC Snacker
Ultimate Cheese KFC Snacker
KFC Fish Snacker
HBBQ Snacker

Why spend a dollar when you could just go to KFC and get a KFC snacker for $.99?

by KFC Snacker December 14, 2008