smunch my smunchie

The female equivalent of "suck my dick". "Smunch my smunchie" basically means to lick my pussy but can be used as frequently and randomly as suck my dick. use it as an insult or as just something to say!

Male: "suck my dick!"
female: "oh yeah, well smunch my smunchie!"

female: "hey bitch, smunch my smunchie!"

*some dumb bitch asks a question with an obvious answer*
in response: "smunch my smunchie bitch."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012

Smunday

Sunday/ Monday-

The Days you spend recovering from Thriterday.

I am having the rough Smunday.

by Marlenac November 26, 2016

Smunday

The day between monday and tuesday

Friend 1: What did you do smunday

Friend 2: smelt a mouse

by Jaythenutgod July 27, 2018

smunck

The art of chiefing up some dank nuggs with the boys (and girls, if they’re down)

No one:

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Me: lets smunck

The Boys: YUH

by Alegusanna May 4, 2019

smunched

Describing how Scotch tape is attached to its cardboard backing.
"A combination of smushed, crunched, and attached."

"it just gets smunched right on there."

by BranGwings April 16, 2019

smunger

A thick, unpleasant and sludgy smell which is difficult to get rid of. Usually used to describe a musty bodily odour.

Sam’s foul smunger lingered behind him like a shadow.

by Dizzy876 February 11, 2020

smung

Super
Mega
Ultra
Nuclear
Gay

A derivative illness similar to smuna that highlights the need for all those infected with smuna or smung to be driven from the face of the Earth and sent spiralling into outer space in a sealed bus that was formerly used for special school students. Smung is nearly as bad as smuna but you will only get smung if you have smuna anyway, meaning you are just a dirty weirdo and should be shot into outer space in a sealed bus used by special school students.

Those gaylords are getting on the bus for the smung people
How smung is that guy

by honneamise October 7, 2020