shmuckler

very perfect and adorable individual or thing

Wow, my cat, Sushi, is such a shmuckler.

by SushiMagooshi September 14, 2021

Honky smack

Trashy white boy culture, such as weebism, incelism, extremely unrealistic and ridiculously kinky porn, or mumble rap.

Janice: Hey hon I’m home! What’re you doing?

Terry: Yeah I love rule 34 and Soundcloud you bitch ass female fuck me right now whorish cunt!!! YOU. OWE. ME. SEX.

Janice: That’s a whole load of honky smack. Fuck this I’m moving into a crackhouse.

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF August 28, 2020

smack the piss

To drink alcohol, usually in copious amounts.

Are we gonna smack the piss this weekend or what??

by markuz August 24, 2005

national smack ass day

April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day”

*smacks ass*
Joey: “bruh that’s gay”
David: “nah man, it’s national smack ass day.”

by Fluorescent_Dildo April 11, 2019

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

by Matans February 25, 2010

Pack Smack

When walking up the stairs at school and the person in front of you has a huge backpack and it smacks you in the face. Another way you can endure pack smack is when someone turns suddenly in the hallway, their backpack hits you, thus pushing you over.

Joni just pack smacked me right into those lockers.

Man, That Josh kid totally pack smacked me in the face today.

by plasticbeach November 3, 2010

smack that

To have sex from the back, hit it from behind, doggystyle. Doing this hard and fast so that it makes a smacking noise.

That girls hot, I want to smack that.

by jennw January 13, 2007