Smarkle

(noun) 1: An execrable person who attempts to gain success by spreading lies, hate, and rumors directed at another but is a failure
2: person who attempts to stealthe spotlight but fails
3: Leader of Megxit
4: A failure, liar
5: Professional grifter
(adj) 1: A hateful person at the center of Megxit
2: wrongly vainglorious person

Can you believe Bey’s father trying to cash in on her? What a Smarkle.
Dang, can you believe that Smarkle junk dealer claimed he was selling antiques?

Samantha Markle is attacking her relatives again, how Smarkle can a person be?

by AuntyQ April 30, 2019

smerkish

This is slang specific to Richmond, California. Richmond kids say "smerkish" where their counterparts in Oakland would say shady or scandalous. Smerkish can be used as a synonym for suspicious, wrong, sneaky, unfair - regarding any person or situation where someone is being treated badly. It can be an adjective, adverb, or verb; I've even heard people say, "Aw, she smerked you."

Maliq and his boys are posted on 4th and McDonald when a car full of Northers creeps by, mugging them. Maliq says, "Watch out - they smerkish" and reaches for his gun.

Later, Maliq asks a girl for her phone number and she laughs in his face. His parnter says, "Aw, she did you smerkish, blood."

by Ms. B April 30, 2006

shirk

to fold, flake out, not get the job dunn

steve didn't show @ practice today, he totally shirked!

by Kwistin March 16, 2005

Smark

smark defined in today terms- a group of people that think they are true wrestling fans because they watch the indies, they usually like to live in a imaginary world where they represent the entirety wrestling fans and that anyone who disagrees with them are either a wwe fan boy, a muscle mark, and or a indy hating mark, they can be found living in their mom basement usually having the appearance of a overweight person with a messy beard around their necks and can be seen at wrestling arenas with a young buck or AEW shirt usually XXL but be warn if you like a different wrestler or company than them they will go out of their way to harass you either in the wrestling arena or online

"AEW is better than anything WWE has done in the past 10 years"- said Smark

by Wrestling fan 3:16 July 31, 2019

Smilkshake

A blended mixture of smegma and milk. Similar to the consistency of a milkshake (hench the name).

In the fraternity's new hazing tradition, recruits were forced to drink smilkshakes from the vaginas of nasty old women.

by matt e. m. August 28, 2005

Smink

Smink/To smink/Sminking/Sminked...pretty much any context you want.

When you smoke(strictly weed) and drink(alcoholic beverage of you choice) at the same time. Together these two factors get you wicked fucked up and create a great sminked out atmosphere.

Dude i was sminked out of my mind last night.
Six straight hours of sminking and i finally passed out.
Yo guy you gotta get the rack so we can smink tonight.

See also: Smerck

by NEVIN420 September 28, 2009

Smickies

Awesome, Dope, Nice, Sweet. Another way to express your attitude towards something.

A: This skeezer stood over last night and shit got wild.
B: Smickies, yea I saw you leave with her, straight skeez

A: Beerbreakfeast tomorrow u down?
B: Smickies yea ill be there

A: I totally did your mom last night
B: Smici... Wait, What?
A: And your sister. Bitch.

by NevergetsCrankeded August 30, 2011