Smartassia

A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.

I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.

by brandaz888 June 6, 2013

smartassically

Having done something with the values of a smartass.
Adj./Adv.

Example:
Guy: I told her she was pretty. Smartassically at that.

smartass dick ass

by Shade the Wuff June 4, 2014

smartasseryness

the art of being a 'smart ass'.

The world would be so boring without 'smartasseryness'.

by WWShellzy November 16, 2014

Smartassaphobia

Fear of some douche bag correcting your grammar via text.

"Did you hear that Morgan got stabbed by Johnny for correcting his grammar in a group text?"

"Yeah but that skank had it coming, everyone knows that Johnny suffers from Smartassaphobia"

by Enrique Shockwave July 10, 2017

smartasshobo

An online nickname that is so foul it can only be used by gay pedophiles

"Did you see that guy? What a weirdo"
"Yeah I bet his online name is smartasshobo"

by SomeUnknownIndividual April 23, 2018

fb smartass

Someone who never likes your post or pics they only comment to be a smartass or to try to prove tou wrong.

I have to delete this FB smartass comment some dickweed left on my status.

by Tabbywhacker December 26, 2016

Schrödinger’s Smartass

A person who posts or says things (usually in reaction to something they know nothing about) in an attempt to seem smart and decides whether they were correct based on the consensus of people around them.

Guy: holy shit social media is full of schrödinger’s smartasses.

Bruh: what do you mean?

Rando nigga: people who try to be smart but only keep saying shit if people agree with them, bunch of pussies really.
Guy: yeah, what he said.

by Don't pre order April 4, 2020