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meat-sampler

1. A "loose" female who has become involved, sexually, with a number of male mates. Plainly, she enjoys a variety of man-meats.

2. A homosexual male who behaves in a similar manner to the aforementioned female.
Wow! Did you see Mac trying to get on all of those dudes? He's such a meat-sampler! We should call him "Meat-Samplin' Mac!"
by Saibot-Socks December 29, 2007
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smapple

that truck collision in Vermont smappled about 30 bushels of red delicious!!!
by mattattackdana2 February 28, 2011
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sampled

Eric: Weren't you supposed to go to the movies with her last night?

Mike: Yeah, I was but i got sampled.

Eric: Again? Ouch
by CincyWalk June 11, 2008
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Smallet

noun, A small wallet - very appropriate in today's economy
I reached into my back pocket to grab some money out of my Smallet but found that there was little there.
by Uwberger April 30, 2009
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Free Samples

The best thing ever. Mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. But at this one place I can't get any free stuff because the person at the counter says I need to be 18 or with an adult. What the fuck? I need to be 18 to eat a fucking cookie? Bullshit.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.
Grocery Store: Cookies, Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.

Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me- Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and Coffee Maker too!
by Matt The Moocher December 28, 2005
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ghetto staple

When you have no staples so you find a paper that is already stapled and you take off that staple and staple it by hand to your new paper.
Fuck i dont have staples... Looks like i have to ghetto staple this. Where is my other paper that is stapled?
by FastHandz September 4, 2009
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World's smallest fiddle

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.
Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010
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