A maneuver in which you have sex with somebody who is unconcious WITH THE HOPE THAT your doing so will revive them.
Note: this is different from something like sleepysex, in that your goal is to fix the situation rather than exploit it.
(Named after medicinal smelling salt, which produces such a potent smell that it can awaken an unconscious person.)
Note: this is different from something like sleepysex, in that your goal is to fix the situation rather than exploit it.
(Named after medicinal smelling salt, which produces such a potent smell that it can awaken an unconscious person.)
"I've tried everything I could think of, but the patient is still out cold."
"Hold on, doctor, there's still one thing you didn't think of...." (pulls down pants)
"Ah, yes, give her some smelling salt."
"Hold on, doctor, there's still one thing you didn't think of...." (pulls down pants)
"Ah, yes, give her some smelling salt."
by the letter d November 13, 2007
Get the smelling salt mug.The act of masturbating in a stall. School stalling occurs during gym class or a study hall. Lunch is the most common time though. Stalling in an office setting can happen during a lunch break. It is disgusting to most people because of the public setting.
Me: Yo JO was in there again making ugh....ugh...ugh noises again.
Friend: He is masturbating again. We should give it a name:
Me STALLING!!!!! lol
Friend: He is masturbating again. We should give it a name:
Me STALLING!!!!! lol
by themaster123456789 May 24, 2010
Get the stalling mug.scalling: (v) to brutally beat the mess out of someone or something (eg. that cocky asshole that always brags, annoying nerd that gets on your nerves, etc.) with a rubber ducky.
Past tense: scalled
Future tense: scall
Past tense: scalled
Future tense: scall
by Fartix Maximus February 6, 2005
Get the Scalling mug.A small ting. A person or thing which is of low quality, value and or importance to a comical extent.
Usually applied as an insult. (noun)
Usually applied as an insult. (noun)
by lstead May 8, 2013
Get the Smallings mug.The art of erractically waving one's arms about in the air whilst assuming a crouched position, alternately moving knees from side to side in the opposite manner to the arms
Only a photograph or movie can describe "smulling".
by John Stones October 28, 2005
Get the smulling mug.by "Jimmy" October 9, 2008
Get the smelling pills mug.Girlfriend: "That metrosexual guy over there with the uber-hot hair has been following us for the last 5 minutes"
Boyfriend: "Don't flatter yourself - he's probably just perusing those flash reveal photography books over there."
Girlfriend: "Seriously, he's like, smalking me!"
Boyfriend: " FML ."
Boyfriend: "Don't flatter yourself - he's probably just perusing those flash reveal photography books over there."
Girlfriend: "Seriously, he's like, smalking me!"
Boyfriend: " FML ."
by captain tegan December 18, 2009
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