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spiderson

Spiderson is what we all call Peter Parker when he's with Tony Stark.
Tony: Have you seen my Spiderson?
Steve: Uh- you have a son?
Tony: Yeah- *gestures for Peter to come forwards*
Tony: This is my Spiderson.

Steve: Ohhh isn't this the kid with the spider-powers?
Tony: Yes, and that's why I call him my Spiderson.
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Bud Slides

Same as Budarrhea:

Especially nasty form of diarrhea that is a common after-effect of a night spent drinking Budweiser products. This condition usually results in watery, yellow-ish bowel movements and severe stomach cramps.
Bud Light was having a promotion last night, giving away Boston Bruins hats & t-shirts. I'm paying the price today with the inevitable Bud Slides.
by JSJoyce December 22, 2008
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gucci slides

why did you just scuff my gucci slides!?!
by grandpas shoes December 1, 2017
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pitching a slider

Vomiting after eating a burger (or burgers) at White Castle. Also: Throwing a slider.
Pounding a six-pack and eating at White Castle seemed like a great idea -- until I found myself pitching a slider in the parking lot.
by refriedwhiskey July 23, 2010
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Sotarks wave slider

Slider in the shape of a wave using 4 anchors and often being unsymmetric and/or used as a slow ending slider.
I can't believe he made sotarks wave slider at end of this map
by wiwit October 23, 2019
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Hop on Google Slides

A term used by obese fat little children who want to do some sort of school project, but procrastinated to the last minute. The little kids usually forget that they exist and usually hop on google slides. They show some sort of Schizophrenia symptoms, and tend to have rough gay sex with their monitors.
William: "Hey Tarquinius, want to hop on google slides?"
Tarquinius: "Yeah sure, give me a minute."
William: "Wait - I forgot to tell you, I don't exist. Don't take your meds."
by Ulty May 3, 2022
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we're not here to shag spiders

Australian expression meaning "we're not here to fuck around", "Get your arse in gear", "get a move on", "let's get on with it", etc

Usually required when someone is Dragging the Chain and making the rest of the group wait until they're done fucking around.

Has the added bonus of shock value, if used in the right (inappropriate) company.
Come on mate, get your arse into gear, we're not here to shag spiders!
by AussieCol September 22, 2017
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