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Slide Hammer Hand Job 

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.
You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.
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Slide Meme 

A twitch streamer/internet personality who raises money for charity and is known for fostering a community of loving genuine people. As well he donated $250 to black lives matter and will continue to use his platform to give money to charity.
Have you seen that new streamer Slide Meme? I saw he raised over 250$ for Black Lives Matter! His channel was twitch.tv/slide_meme
Slide Meme by yaboy11223 August 24, 2020

slide into the dms

When you send a Direct message to someone on twitter confidently and smoothly.
Nash:"Im about to slide into the dms asking for her number!"

Cameron:"Good look with that."

slide up 

When somebody responds to a Snapchat story, they "slide up" to reply.

Also used to solicit feedback, or link to something else.
This dude Nathan keeps sliding up and telling her she needs a "real man".

Slide up for the Spotify playlist!
slide up by Zach512 February 1, 2018

Slide Sniffer 

Someone who sniffs slides in children’s parks, basically a pedo that’s to scared to sniff children’s actual bums.
“Did you see that guy, yeah I know right he was such a slide sniffer
Slide Sniffer by Crackhead Craig November 8, 2019

slide deck 

This is term (with perhaps origins in Silicon Valley) which refers to the presentation slides (i.e. PowerPoint or Keynote). It is also known as just "deck".
I worked all night to finish the slide deck.

That deck is too long.
slide deck by SiliconValleyG October 13, 2013

Slide Monkey 

Person who combines slides from multiple sources into a single PowerPoint deck. Each source will not have a consistent approach to the slides or any competency in PowerPoint whatsoever. This combination will result in complex, complicated, overly detailed slides, and an excessive amount of mindless pixel by pixel movement to achieve a consistent presentation.

The person can sometimes be more concerned with having everything aligned and properly animated than the actual content of the slide or deck.
Since I was the designated Slide Monkey, I was up all night consolidating everyone's input into a cohesive deck.
Slide Monkey by lisid April 24, 2008