shattered

A person who is very high from smoking marijuana, often looks very tired

John was so shattered after hitting that fatty bowl.

by krank the ram May 2, 2010

Shattered Earth

An MMORPG currently in it's Alpha stages developed by Armageddon Games, also referred to as AGN. The official website is www.shatteredearth.net ...

Shattered Earth is currently in Alpha Stages, but it is open testing.

by KJAZZ April 27, 2004

Smothered t-bone Steak

A huge boner with a condom on it

Last night, she was really turned on by my smothered t-bone Steak

by Rick n Roll February 11, 2009

slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013

smothered smuggler

When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock

Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.

by expert464 December 5, 2014

Slathers

Exactly 10 bakers doezens of people. Like if you put butter on bread but the butter was people.

There were slathers of people at the school. That’s not a lot, but it kinda is.

by Autti May 24, 2018

Slammered

When you get so drunk you end up in jail.

I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.

by Matt the Welcome Mat August 9, 2020