Simpathy

When you feel bad for or have sympathy for a simp; aka a guy (or girl) who is desperately trying to get someone to like them. Instead of criticizing the guy or girl for being a simp, you take a minute and realize how lucky you are that you are not a simp.

“Hey you know my bro Ian?”
“Yeah!”
“I have so much simpathy for him. He keeps being a simp and Ashley keeps laughing and brushing him off.”

by Rico Rush February 22, 2021

Simpathy

When you feel bad for someone simping.

I have so much simpathy for that Wilbur Soot simp!

by StarStreamSkittles March 13, 2021

Simptard

When a man smokes a lot of meth and has gay sex with 100 homeless men everyday and is the gayest, simpyest being alive (usually named Liam)

Omg look Liam is being a simptard

by Cracked mom October 5, 2021

simret

such a W person , a name of a person that strikes awe in anybody who hears it

Yo is that simret ?

SIMRET ?? WHERE ?? OMG SIMRET I LOVE U , HAVE MY FIRSTBORN CHILD

by a cool gay guy October 20, 2021

Simptir

Being a simp named huntir

Huntir: Heyyyyyyyy "any Asian girl with with a heart beat".
Everyone talking to huntir: Simptir back at it again.

by Hc Greg November 7, 2021

Simptard

A person who simps so hard it can be considered a form of retardation.

Matthew won't shut the fuck about bitches it's all he talks about. Total simptard!

by GiddyFuck January 13, 2022

Simpitelli

An Italian simp. A portmanteau of simp and common Italian surnames, eg Albertelli, Campitelli, Donitelli, etc.

Look at the (semi) bald, rat, dago pizza shop owner licking the floor under that hot chicks shoes for some attention, total simpitelli!

by SheevPalpatine27 March 15, 2023