siesturbate

When you fall asleep masturbating

Jake likes to have a nice, long siesturbate in the afternoon.

by Renegadefaith March 27, 2024

Simsting

Sexting but you're obsessed over the sims and talk about nothing but that

Him: Dude stop simsting me

You: I cant stop help

by DickSniffer101 January 16, 2026

obama-sistible

greatest song ever made for a campaign

"He used to look good to me, but now I find him barack obama-sistible"

by sobeiski April 14, 2010

Sleep-siesta

When you wake up in the middle of the night and do things before going back to bed

' I had a great sleep-siesta last night: Woke up at 2am - tidied the house until 4am and went back to bed

by spamjangled April 18, 2011

carb siesta

-noun phrase -- a snooze taken by a worker about the time of the middle of the afternoon, the weariness having been facilitated by the high carbohydrate content of the meal which was consumed at the noon to 1pm lunch break.

Koby: "What is that noise? Are those idiots in Marketing moving their furniture around again on 6th Floor?"
Alice: "Oh! (giggle) No, Koby. That's Carl, two cubicles over. He took his group to lunch at Pango Bread. Word is, Carl loaded up on the rolls. He's in for quite a long carb siesta."
Koby: "Hey! Larry in A/V should video Carl, youtube it and forward the link to Human Resources."
Alice: "Larry's already on it!" (smirk)

by Jog-A-Potamus October 15, 2013

incon-siesta-nt

Someone who is inconsistent but also takes a lot of naps, or sleeps on you (ignores you).

Has nothing to do with Central America.

Originally used in the song "Sleep Alone" by Mack Harrison.

Damn dude, I been trying to talk to her but she is really really incon-siesta-nt.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025