incon-siesta-nt

Someone who is inconsistent but also takes a lot of naps, or sleeps on you (ignores you).

Has nothing to do with Central America.

Originally used in the song "Sleep Alone" by Mack Harrison.

Damn dude, I been trying to talk to her but she is really really incon-siesta-nt.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025