Snuttering

monkey noises

Dan: WTF is that?
Bob: Oh thats just the monkey at the farm. Dude thier gettin it on and Snuttering
James: give em some special K when thier done, shit man thats loud

by willyslistiner November 10, 2009

Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 8, 2003

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

Sluttering

Walking toward someone drunkenly with your shirt open with intent to hit on them.

Man, here come Mark sluttering toward that hot chick he can't hook up with.

by Homosorcerer August 16, 2016

Shittering

A combination of shitting and shivering

Friend:"Dude, what are you doing?"
Me:"I'm shittering. Leave me alone."

by xfiosx December 3, 2016

scuttering

The random, impulsive acts and movements of a person who is so high on methamphetamine that they no longer care about anyone or anything happening around them.

Look at that dude, he's so high he doesn't realize he's scuttering right in front of those cops!

by Myowngod November 6, 2017

sluttering

when you are walking in a parking lot with a coca cola slurpee from 7/11 and you drop it and it spills and you slip on it.

bonus slutter if you were also holding a friends slurpee and you drop that as well

super slutter if you slip in 7/11's parking lot

rebecca: dude are you alright
jimmy: yeah i just sluttering briefly behind the mcdonalds over there. dont worry, im fine

by dolphin_mother April 19, 2018