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Shum

When Blayne is horny he really likes to jerk off while he’s shitting.
I walked in on Blayne shumming (shitting and cumming) in the cats litter box
by Blingle pease December 29, 2023
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Shum is the mixture of shit and come
He wanted to try some shum out so he asked me to blow in my wife's ass and then eat it
by Bigboililwiri March 16, 2020
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When someone shits themselves when also cumming at the same time
“Dude yesterday I missed work because I was shumming badly
by AllahuakPeter January 28, 2025
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This is when you shove something up yo bum.
He must shum some coke to sell to his Shower Buds.
by Leetoma October 22, 2019
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i took a phat shum on my wifes chest last night paul
by SDHit June 7, 2020
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Bro, i was haven sex last night, and i shummed all over that thot
by shum_master September 22, 2019
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You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing
John: *coughs*
Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough
by rootone March 16, 2022
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