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Shrewsbury

SMALLLLLLLLLLL village of animals in south-central Pennsylvania south of york filled with Baltimore-wannabees that have never lived anywhere close to the actual city of Baltimore. The whitest place on earth. Filled with hood posers who think they are G-d up, think they're sparsely-populated neighborhoods are "ghetto" just because none of the buildings rise above 1 story, and are all rich stupid white trash.

The coolest people in Shrewsbury are the normal people who were raised there. Actualy, most of the fags there move there from the SUBURBS of Baltimore, NEVER the city. That is why they are all hood posers. Common places of ancestry in the place include, but are not limited to : "P-hall!!(Perry Hall...),Dirty D(dundalk...),Woodlawn my nigga!(i lived in cationsville but im going to act like im from woodlawn cuz its the same thing except with some rich black people).

Most of these people are stuck-up, think they are either rich or poor, when all of them are actualy just middle class. People here are EXTREMELY racist, with the only black people there living in Big houses by the "Wal-Mart", which, by the way, is the #2 hangout spot there, next to the "Townhouse hood" down the road (god please save me).

Almost everybody there does drugs, for they are rich and have not a care in the world and have the money to spend on them from their mommy and daddys' wallets. Everybody drives nice cars, except for about 3 people, whom are all white trash. Yet they are still RICH. WTF??!! There are redneck POSERS TOO!! WTF!!! They claim to be redneck yet don't even have the true heritage of a redneck; they just call themselves that to make up for the fact they live in the MIDDLE OF FUCKIN NOWHERE!!!

The public high school, susquehandoncock, could literally be considered a Private Rural County school, with only 3% of the students needing reduced lunch. There are TWELVE minority students out of a school of 1,300. TRY TO SAY THAT IN MARYLAND, SEE HOW HARD THEY THINK U R PUNKS...
NOBODY DOWN HERE EVEN KNOWS U FAGGOTS EXIST, AND THOSE WHO DO KNOW UR ALL COMPLETE FUKIN JOKES!!!!!!! SHIT, BLAIR IS EVEN LAUGHING AT UR ASSES!!!
FUCK SHREWSBURY fuck you hood poser faggots come to all our neighborhoods down here and get fuked up u fukin wigger-ass faggots punkass pussies u are all clowns i laugh at ur tactics
by YOUR MOMs FACE December 24, 2007
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Shrew's Gold

The large hidden belly or second stomach that is found protruding from a shrew's pants just below the belt. This expansive secondary belly is usually quite large and dough-like and when seated it looks like a large balloon is being kept in their pants. Commonly referred to as a "bunt" or a "fupa", the difference is that "Shrew's Gold" refers to the likeness however it belongs to a hideous witchlike female, also known as a shrew.
When Mrs. B was tightening her belt, Arthur told her to cinch it between her belly and her shrew's gold.
When Matilda began overeating, she stated that once her stomach became too large, the extra pounds started to form in her second belly which she referred to as her shrew's gold.
by max nova December 11, 2012
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Shrewsburyness

The residual warmth left on a seat by the previous occupant
I would sit down there but I have zutphenangst about the possible shrewsburyness left by that guy who just got up.
by Verrn July 31, 2016
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Screwbolaied

To assemble using screws, bolts, and nails.

Alternative definition: To really mess up, bad.
Dude. We totally screwbolaied that swingset!

How did you make that? We built the base first, then screwbolaied the roof onto the base.

Holy smokes! How could you have screwbolaid that so badly?? It's completely broken!
by Cryptghost March 20, 2018
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screwburger

a term for food that’s made by a food employee that doesn’t wash their hands or practice good hygiene.
alex: did you know that justin doesn’t wash his hands during work?
nate: ew, he fr flipping screwburgers at sonic
by flashcrashes July 27, 2019
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Flying Shrew

Any type of Bat (mammal) that is foraging on the ground and appearing to be flightless.

A flightless Bat by choice.
The Flying Shrew foraged for a number of insects on the ground before suddenly transforming in to a Bat and flying home for the day.

The Flying Shrew chose to walk the short distance to Wings & Things, instead of flying as a Bat.
by Dake8611 June 16, 2018
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Dubul Skrewb (dew-bull screw-b)

the modern term for treatin it (sexual intercourse) with two hoes at once.. lets face it three some is outdated.
"yo i just had a dubul skrewb (dew-bull screw-b) with Jenna and Sue."
by orahsleotard March 8, 2010
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