A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.
by GDaddy_Duckboy March 31, 2021
Get the boomerang shopper mug.Boy 1: That girl over there is always looking up things she's can't afford
Boy 2: she's a screen shopper
Boy 2: she's a screen shopper
by buckwyld94 October 17, 2015
Get the screen shopper mug.A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
Get the Zombie shopper mug.Someone who gets details for one event and if it doesn't sound fun enough, they ditch and do something that sounds more fun to them
by blbaddie August 22, 2017
Get the fun shopper mug.Overheard on the train:
Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.
Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.
Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.
Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.
Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.
Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.
by Maxwell Drive March 26, 2011
Get the Militant Shopper mug.The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.
Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.
by SwagKungola November 26, 2018
Get the Storm Shopper mug.Someone who is or likes transsexuals secretly and it is implied has a small penis who never agrees to show it
by WigShopper June 30, 2024
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