Shnitted

verb. When you sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

My supervisor had to leave early, she shnitted and had a horrible shit stain on the back of her pants.

by arrears 2 worker January 3, 2011

Schnitz Faced

When you eat so much Schnitzel that it makes you feel sick.

Pronounced: Sch-nit Faced

I got so Schnitz Faced last night and now I fell like crap

by Not Your WiFi April 23, 2011

schnitzel fritz

When someone is passed out, removing underwear, inserting hot dog up anus, then replacing underwear/pants.

Kyle was so drunk, he didn't even twitch when we schnitzel fritz'd his ass!

by kungfoojedi July 10, 2015

shitzu

a word used when you are saying shit in front of an adult.

Boyfriends's mother: You forgot the tickets.
You: Shit...zus are my favorite animals

by darkchocolate June 10, 2005

shitzu

The dumbass' way of spelling shih-tzu.

Person A) OMG i jus gotta new shitzu omg itss soooo cute!!!!11
Person B) *head asplodes*

by I can spell March 30, 2005

fo schnitzel my pretzel

a word used to agree with someone . commonly used by people of the sickest nature or descent.

nick: heyy man are you going to sleep with her?
polo: fo schnitzel my pretzel, shes really hot

by james polo November 22, 2007

beaner schnitzel

A person of mixed German and Hispanic descent.Basically they must have both German ancestry,and a parent who grew up in a Latin American country,regardless of whether they have much/any Amerinidian blood or not.

OK,so my Dad is German and British and my Mom is German and Spanish,but was raised in Honduras.

Wow,you're such a beaner schnitzel!

I know,right!

by clarissatheone07 January 10, 2011