shove off

The Canadian equivilant of get lost.

Shove off you hoser

by MTCaptain August 13, 2006

Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

by captainclutch October 25, 2011

Houston Mud Shovel

A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.

"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."

by MUMB Drumline August 24, 2011

shmower

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.

by Lee Z April 27, 2003

Shovewilly

something you shout when you are annoyed at a video game

also a religion

Oh Shovewilly!!

by OLLIE THE MONG October 7, 2011

Shovel in the Pit

1) When you put your 'shovel' in the 'pit'- often times, an exclamation describing such a situation- honestly, the description is a little amorphous, and is subject to usage on a case-by-case basis.

2) a winning moment

3) whatever you want it to mean...dirty is preferrable

Johnny walks up to Delilah's house and screams:
"Shovel in the Pit!"
"Sure thing, Johnny! Come on in!"

Ladynasty: hey, how's it going?
Tyron: Oh, pretty well
<awkward silence>
Tyron: Shovel in the Pit?
Ladynasty: You know what's good.

by Big Daddy Boom September 30, 2011

shmokendale

A tortoise with lettuce on it 🐢

"Look it's a tortoise "
"No that's a shmokendale"

by User name here February 24, 2017