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smurfing

Dressing up as a female smurf without any underwear and parading round foreign countries flashing your ball bag to unsuspecting Scandinavians while singing karaoke.
Will went smurfing at the weekend, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen.

I just saw Rutter smurfing to a crowd in a park in Sweden, they couldn't get enough of his hairy bollox.
by Yoric September 25, 2006
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smurfing

The act of taking a drug, usually in pill form, anally. This allows the drug to enter the bloodstream very quickly through the thin walls of the lower intestine. Ecstasy, or "X", a designer party drug, is the most commonly taken drug using this method. Common amongst the gay community. "smurfing" is the act of, also used is past tense "smurfed"
I was at a rave last night, and I was smurfing a couple pills. I was rolling my balls off.
by ladylala March 27, 2009
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smoffing

Smoffing is the act of smoking pot and then huffing large amounts of 'dust-off' immediately afterwords. This combination of smoking and using inhalants causes an intense trip where your surroundings become extremely distorted and hallucinations may occur.
person 1: dude, i was SOOO smoffed last night
Person 2: fuck man, im smoffing right now!!
person 1: lucky! you got any smoff left?
Person 2: nah, sorry bro, i smoffed it all already
by burley bob April 28, 2008
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Shmooling

Breaking the unspoken rules of hubbly bubbly (hookah pipe) etiquette.
Shmooling is when one tries to smoke a pipe while another is already in the process of smoking thereby causing them to choke or be left with no smoke. Shmooling is also holding on to a pipe for far too long when there is a large group of people waiting to smoke the pipe or not closing your pipe so another can smoke a second pipe.
by polkadotgumboots November 12, 2010
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Smurfing

The Act Of Sucking someones penis so much that it begins to turn blue
Oh yeah sarah was smurfing me all night.
by Yourafaggotlarry December 20, 2017
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Shorting

The act of tall women hunting for short men for sex.
The girls and I from the basket ball team had shorting on their mind!
by GW Bush 13 January 5, 2019
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silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.
Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.
by Meg October 25, 2011
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