Shmoopers

When you shit your pants in public

Uh oh i just did a shmoopers

by shmoopersdoopers December 1, 2016

shmoop

when u want a relationship but don't want a relationship unless it's the perfect person; like a soulmate or forever one. also can be used as a noun for ur soulmate

"i feel like shmoop"

"i rlly just wanna find a shmoop"

by d21littleskater February 20, 2021

Shmookied

When one, two or several too many bevvys have slid down your gob to which the tide begins to rise into your membranes.

Dewy: Dude check out Corbinyan, he's phased out of his mind
Johnny: Yeah oath ya dog he's actual shmookied
Dewy: Ha very shmookied

by Terj. February 13, 2019

shmoofiy

a small, loose, crusty pussy

i bet u $5 that she has a shmoofiy

by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011

Shmoofed

Drunk, intoxicated, tired, exhausted

What an awesome party.. I got absolutely shmoofed.

by Leroylogs July 1, 2016

Shmoofle

gay retard

hey see that guy over there, what a fuckin Shmoofle

by Shmoofle March 25, 2020

shmoobagobgob

To give or take a big sloppy kiss

Sharyn: Dave, give us a shmoobagobgob.
Dave: Okay then!

;P x

by Sharyn Murray May 8, 2008