Shmishmell

To roast or fuck

You just got shmishmelled!!!!

by momiscool August 4, 2017

Scrabble Sheister

scrabble player who earns their points by adding an "s" or "d" to the end of a high scoring word belonging to another player.

or a player who blocks off certain high point letters or triple word squares, just to prevent the other players from using them.

In general, any practice by a scrabble player that is allowed by the rules, but just seems like an unfair sheist.

Player one: A M A Z E. Ha- double word score, 32 points.

Player two (adds an 's'): A M A Z E S! Double letter AND double word, 34 points.

Player one: You Scrabble Sheister!

by Shumado December 29, 2010

Shmite

Verb/Adj. - The act of smoking/ being high from marijuana.

Last night was sick, got soo shmite! OR I had one shmite-cookie yesterday and was trippin for 8 hours.

by shmitehead July 6, 2010

sheist

to take somthing that isn't yours

someone done sheisted my cell phone.

by mini September 27, 2003

sheista

1. A variation of the word "shit"; to be used when saying shit may be inappropriate.

I'm so sick of your sheista!

by webmaster enigma February 12, 2004

shmint

n. : The smell of mint mixed with with the smell of excrement. A word often used by closet scat fetishists who simply *must* work the idea of poop into their every utterance.

adj : 1) The quality of smelling like shmint. (also "shminty") 2) Possessing both good and bad qualities in such a way that the bad outweighs the good by several orders of magnitude.

"Oh, man, did you detect the subtle aroma of shmint on that Dell rep's breath?"

"Wow, the lunch & learn today was wicked shmint. I like gravy, but what the hell kind of meat was that supposed to be?"

by lordshamus August 3, 2007

shistle

shit and whistle. when one passes gas that is not accompanied by an ass flapping thunder, but a gentle wind.

bill: dude wtf is that smell?
john: sorry dog, i just shistled

by joshii76 January 23, 2009