shmale

a transexual that was born a man and transforms to a woman except for the male genitals.

Maria is a shmale because she/he hasn't had it cut off yet.

by Viky March 6, 2008

shumate

Noun- (shoe- mate) - A person who insists on following a group of people or person every where they go. Is notorious for spontaneously appearing out of no where and invites himself to mimic your every step.

Don't be such a shumate. Your acting like shumate. Dude, where'd you come from. For a second i thought you were shumate.

by larry Geeves December 6, 2009

shaterize

The act of an exploding poop into your underwear.

I just shaterized my drawers.

by D1ckles December 21, 2008

shaterbating

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.

Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.

by reddonkey November 22, 2009

Shmatsy

another name used for someone who is a pussy.

Pj Tomasasetti is such a shmatsy.

Look at that kid over there playing golf, what a shmatsy.

by birdwellington January 8, 2010

Shlater Paperz

"See you later papers" (normally said with a Boston accent: "shlay-ta pap-as")

Given to individuals (or organizations) when they stop contributing anything meaningful to life.

Similar to getting served divorce papers or court summons, only for life.

What?!? You're still dating that sour puss?? I thought you sent her shlater paperz!

Tim Tebow is still trying to play football?? Why wont somebody send him his shlater paperz!!

by sarshinator April 8, 2013

shwaterproof

when your waterproof mascara washes away

my waterproof mascara washed away. it's so shwaterproof

by shshhshs June 30, 2017