shitfaceded

the act of being shitfaced

Caleb: i'm shitfaceded
Dylan: you're slick wasted

by Dossy Silentkilah April 4, 2011

Shiteater

Leslie; Someone who enjoys engaging in a feast of fecies.

Shiteater Leslie changes diapers, just so she can eat cheaply.

by Dean S. November 26, 2004

shituation

n. when u have a overwhelming feeling of poo, turtle head, or diarrhea and have no way of relieving per-say in car, boat or concert

When i wake up in the morning, Freck's doggie always has a shituation. His eyes bulge out of his head until he finds his proper bush to shit on.

by maskerbator October 4, 2011

shitted

To be intensely inebriated, possibly leading to loss of control of basic bodily functions. Symptoms of being shitted (or 'shittedness') are diziness, nausea, fumbling and bungling. However, being shitted is not unpleasant, and should be embraced.

Cripes, I'm utterly shitted!

or

Keith Moon would be proud... I'm shitted out of my mind

by Jon Beaumont AKA Spuggs March 18, 2004

Shitfaced

1. To be extremely drunk, often resulting in memory loss and a hangover on the following day.

2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.

1. Tina was so shitfaced that she completely embarrassed herself last night!

2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!

by Shareeb4Prez October 26, 2009

shitted

a past-tense of the verb form of shit

Goddamnit! Who shitted in the urinal?!?!?!

by Dr. Badwrench December 28, 2006

scituate

small beach town filled with townies and drunks. one example is saying dauphinee dooood! kids like that think theyre cooler than the rest and often act as if they are more impaired than they really are. weed is rolled in blunts and fleishmans comes by the boatload. during the summer adolescents spend their valuable time getting fahked up! and slamming all the clam they come into contact with. girls around here often get arrested before the age of 18

scituate drunks, stoners, townies, paraphenelia

by Bconnoley April 15, 2010