shitlock

(pl. shitlocks)
Really fugly Dreadlock-type thing that results from either not taking good care of your hair, or trying to grow dreads and failing miserably.

Larissa tried to grow dreads, but they just ended up being shitlocks.

by Chexi February 11, 2005

shitlick

To eat/lick faeces

To lick an animals anus

You're a shitlick Seven, get the fuck out

by Mub January 20, 2005

shirtcocked

Anywhere there is potential of male or female nudity, be it a nude beach or a desert festival like Burning Man, etc. shirtcockers abound like environmental bedbugs, pests biting at an overall aura. While most shirtcockers manage to find viewing spots of the genitals on display such as behind the tree looking through their high-powered binoculars or behind trail rocks or outcroppings should the shirtcocker want to begin mindlessly stoking his junk as though he's in the privacy of his own boudoir, occasionally even a shirtcocker takes his eyes off the ball(s)/pubic hair on display. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE SHIRTCOCKER OR YOU WILL RUN THE RISK OF BEING INFECTED! Shirtcockers, like bats and raccoons, are known carriers of things like rabies, the plague and even the Serious Creeps.

We were walking to the beach when we saw that dude playing with himself behind the slide. Alison must have been shirtcocked, cause she got the Serious Creeps and took off running. Somehow through principals of a non-local universe, the shirtcocker is able to project sex crimes onto his victim simply through lines of sight.

by pete from reno September 6, 2009

Shclock

When one has shit on there cock ; shitcock shuttlecock!

While playing a friendly game on badminton you may lose your shuttle cock for a short while then find it again with some shit on it, it would then be called a shitcock shuttlecock = Shclock!

Also look under; Shlips

by Shlips Himself December 13, 2009

shicockdamn

exclamation to be used when something bad happens.

chair falls on foot
"shicockdamn"

by fudda April 2, 2005

Shitcock

A lame attempt at an insult by putting a description infront of a name of a body part...

Shit-Cock

Piss-balls

"He is such a fucking shit-cock, I could kick his piss-balls ass anyday!"

by Anonymous March 21, 2004

Shitcock Syndrome

This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.

Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed

Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome

by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020