Shitsticles

a. Extremely hard feces.

b. A synonym for "damn" or "shit".

a)
- "Hey, what was that noise in the back?"
* "That was just me dropping some shitsticles."

b)
- "Looks like your steak got burned"
* "Oh, shitsticles."

by Sonaru. January 18, 2013

ShitStick

When one epithet simply will not do, and you don't have time for two. A convenient combination of Shit Head, and Dip Stick, ShitStick is crude enough for all occasions in which either of the other two would have sufficed.

Screaming at your ex for not paying his share of the last electric bill, thereby causing shut off. Yelled back as you leave for the last time: "You ShitStick!" and you're out.

by Often Warranted July 1, 2009

Shitsticks

A curse which is an extension of the word "shit".

"Watch for that truck, mate"
"Shitsticks"
*SPLAAAAAAATTTT*
"Shitsticks. R u ok?"
"No"

by Stick of Shytt February 22, 2003

shitonastick

b4p

b4p=shitonastick

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

shitonastick

Only two known ways to prepare shitonastik. 1) By using hands to gather shit around the popsickle stick, much like how a fish stick or chicken nugget is formed. 2) By allowing stick to be thrust into the anus and twirled as to allow build up of shit on stick.

Vegetarians must be cautious when eating shitonastick.

by sweetirony November 4, 2003

Shitcastic

not fully understanding the idea of sarcasm... being shit at it

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, as diarrhoea is the lowest form of shit

oh that was a good joke, boy your so SHITcastic

by Kenmaremassive December 9, 2012

Shitsticked

To be unbelievably tired beyond belief. When you have been physically and mentally drained that even the idea of sleep requires too much effort.

"I have had two exams today, then went to the park and played football for an hour and a half, then revised for two hours, and now I've only just got back from the gym"

"Duuude, you must be Shitsticked!"

by oldham92 June 2, 2009