shingle cunt

of Canadian/Asian origin: most often descriptive of a dumb girl; having to do with either the cunt being affected by the disease "shingles" or by a girl who's cunt resembles that of a shingled window.

I think I just saw that girl's crotch. What a shingle cunt.

by nona renee October 26, 2004

Holy Shit on a Shingle

Expression of suprise, happiness.

Example:

"HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE! I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
"That'll leave a mark"

"HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE! I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
"That'll leave a mark"

by The Dude WithTude March 31, 2010

Shingle

Thick pizza that is very well done and is tough to chew. Therefore when bitten into it has the same affect as bitting into a shingle, hence it's name.

"Whoaw, what's wrong?!"
"Wow, that pizza was tough to bit, it was like bitting into a shingle!"

by SeanBean December 28, 2005

shinglero

Mexican roofer who runs for the border everytime there is a storm. they do crappy work in half the time and price.

Frank: The roof is leaking!
Judy: Better call the shinglero.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

shapangleonomy

the study of flying shapes slaying retarded unicorns with rabies in a geometry class

Because my geometry teacher never took shapangleonomy, he didn't know how to get rid of all the flying shapes and mentally challenged unicorns with rabies.

by Jonny-Schnouzehncoker December 17, 2008

shangled

definition for a stronger way of expressing soemthing that is both shagged and mangled

"pauly c you look fokin shangled mate"

" yeah dude i nailed a propper fittie last night but also go lamped by her boyfriend"

by RandomPaul April 18, 2007

shangle

to fuck a girl up the ass while she does a mid-air split

Special K: Who do you like to shangle?

Gaudett: My ThinkPad has a big hole between the mother-board and the JIZ-Sticky

by The Realest March 7, 2003