Sheila Bonk

The act of using boobs as weapons of self defense. often used for bonking on the head

1.damn, i tried to take her lunch, and then i got sheila bonked.
2. Oh man, my girlfriend sheila bonked me last night because i didn't flush.

by Sheilabonker May 23, 2013

Sheala Blummert

The girlfriend of child actor Finn Wolfhard.

Millie: Oh I sure wish I was Sheala Blummert!
Sadie: Yeah, she has the hottest boyfriend alive!

by Briana Grazer June 17, 2018

shelaborate

The feminine form of mansplain. When a woman feels the need to teach a man something he already knows.

Apparently I've been loading the dishwasher wrong all my life. My wife just spent 30 minutes shelaborating the "correct" way to do it. That was after I had to listen to her shelaborate about how toxic masculinity leaves men out of touch with their feelings.

by T. W.C. March 23, 2021

Sheradin

THE BEST PERSON EVER. Shes a texan whos so BAD ASS.

I LOVE YOU SHERADIN

by ayyeeasian June 28, 2011

Shehla

A real chumcha. That's a person who doesn't know when to stop being angry at her husband/ partner. She takes one argument into another and doesn't know when to stop. A very beautiful woman with gorgeous skin, lovely eyes and a deep frown. A loving wife and mother with a real passion for humanity.

She's being such a Shehla, she doesn't know when to stop!

by Mr Re November 14, 2010

Pulling a sheila

The act of thinking you like someone, when really you might only like them because they gave you attention.

Wow! I can’t believe she’s pulling a sheila again! That’s five times this year!

by Sheilamcgrathontiktok May 26, 2019

Sheila's Naptime

When a super religious woman has to lie about boning her husband while her dipshit, deadbeat son is playing call of duty in the living room. Occurs daily.

Mom: Hey Bengie McDonald, me and your dad are gonna have a Sheila's Naptime!

Son: Ok

by finna weed yeee September 25, 2013