doing a Sheffield

doing pretty good one season, and then being a shit-pile the next season.

"I got a B+ the last exam, now I got a F this exam!"
"damn, your doing a Sheffield."

by WowDowTheCrow December 18, 2020

Selfieless

An act of such great selflessness and generosity that you don't even take your own sulfie.

"Hey why aren't you in the picture?" Because I'm selfieless ☺

by Amazaballsmids May 17, 2015

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while pushing out a huge shit.

I sent my girlfriend a shelfie and she sent one back.

by Dickacil October 4, 2016

Shelfie

When you take an unbelievably unique or large dump, and snap a picture using your phone to prove it to the doubters.

"You should have seen it, it stretched the length of the bowl and disappeared downwards."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."

by Hogey Carmichael November 6, 2016

Selfielism

Selfielism is a religion used by people who take a ton of Selfies

Person 1:Are you a selfielism believer because you have been taking alot of selfies !!!
Person 2:Of course....

by MicMacPatyWac February 6, 2017

selfielization

Selfielization is the transformation of a product or person into something that is "selfie appropriate."

All that my clothes went through a selfielization before being ready for my insta!

by PIXIEPESSARRA June 14, 2019

shelfie

/'ʃelfi:/ (n): A photograph, usually facial, of a woman, for which the angle used in the taking has been purposefully calculated to show her bosom to best advantage.

“Dude, have you seen her Facebook page? Since she got that boob job, her shelfie posts have gone through the ROOF!”

by FiatUmbra July 21, 2021