three sheets to the wind

to be explicitly drunk; inebriated

origin: sheets actually refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ship's sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, causing the ship to wobble around, much like a drunk.

Margo was three sheets to the wind by the time we made it to Doug's party, judging by her inability to keep her clothes on.

by Bejammin H August 15, 2008

sheeit

A Synonym to the commonly used word "Shit" but it sounds better

Sheeit Playa, look at that fine girl over churr!

by Mick Deez May 5, 2005

Aww Sheet

1. When someone tries to say oh shit but with more emphasis and enthusiasm.

2. When someone tries to sound like a black man.

"Aww Sheet nigga, that dude dun did dem tingz styll"

by Tolegit2Quit February 13, 2009

hot sheet motel

a motel that lets rooms by the hour

It was so sleazy I felt like I was in a hot sheet motel.

by Jeremy Leipzig June 29, 2006

Pillow Sheet

What a douchebag calls a pillow case.

Nicholas puts pillow sheets on his pillow.

by spy robot December 4, 2012

Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet

A refrence point used by idiot fuck faces to remind themselves of obvious facts during public speaking events (such as dumb-ass conventions). Such a "sheet" is more likley to be one's hand than anything else. The "sheet" is meant to help one answer tricky questions such as "where is Canada on this map?" Without the Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet, Palin wouldn't be able to convice people of her ability to communicate.

Thumbalina: "I just dunno what' s'pek to say bout publiks Merica country Gov PREZ!" Trandaddy: "Seems to me that you need a Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet"

by WashingtonPost February 11, 2010

sheithed

When your fictional ship was baited by hack writers, but cucked by a last minute gay wedding to save ass. It's the woke way of sinking a baity homo ship.

I hope Bluepulse doesn't get sheithed.

by scarredballs December 17, 2018