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Shanghai Tunnel

When a man gapes another man's asshole and then inserts a pocket pussy in his asshole and then has sex with the pocket pussy so that way it won't be gay.
I'm not gay or anything, but that dude is so hot I would give him a Shanghai Tunnel" or "Dude, if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you a Shanghai Tunnel"
by Jazzworth the Conqueror March 12, 2011
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shanghai special

A high class maneuver accomplished in the following manner: going to a restaurant (preferably fast food). Then proceeding to take one's drink cup to the bathroom ejaculating into said cup. The person then makes their way back to the table and subtily switches their drink cup with that of a friend's.
man, james and I were in the taco bell the other day, and he straight gave me the shanghai special.
by Joseph Signet November 20, 2004
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shanghai stirfry

when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.
Man that broad gave me a sick ass shanghai stirfry last night!
by browneyediver January 22, 2009
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shanghai drip

a std that causes alot of mucus in the nose its like the sniffles but almost everyday. from living in humid conditions or a whore house or working in the kitchen
damn i get the sniffles everyday and it doesnt go away. its cause you got the shanghai drip
by blackfox1121 June 22, 2009
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Shanghai Jew

An incredibly miserly person, the cheapest of the cheap.

In the Western world, Jews are stereotyped as being pennypinching as a whole; in China, people from Shanghai are said to be willing to do anything to save themselves a few yuan. Thus, a Shanghai Jew would be a person so miserly as to be beyond belief.
"Can you believe it? That whole family ordered 5 pitchers of water, asked for bread 4 times, & they all got just soups or salads...and then only left me a dollar tip. What a bunch of Shanghai Jews."

"I told my landlord the heat wasn't working right. You know what the little Shanghai Jew did? Came in, turned off the radiator, handed me one of those little ceramic heaters, & left. That was 2 weeks ago.
by Hooknose Huang January 20, 2010
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Shanghai Surprise

a transvestite or hermaphrodite that you didnt know was not either of the 2
Guy 1- Do you know that girls a dude?!

Guy 2- SHANGHAI SURPRISE!
by woopwoop88 August 10, 2009
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Shanghailarious

When something is hilarious and is related to Asia.
"That Jackie Chan movie was Shanghailarious."
by Skippo June 10, 2004
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