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by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023

lip service

saying something but not really meaning it, often like kissing-up.

He paid lip service to his boss because he wants to get promoted.

by camiangel May 14, 2004

denial of service

"Denial of Service" is a type of attack against computer systems that makes a server become unresponsive to any user requests. This is most commonly performed by flooding the server with huge amounts of senseless requests so that the server gets busy computing all those requests.
Normally, a denial of service attack does not compromise the server's security.

The "Anonymous" Hacker group recently started a denial of service attack on paypal so that no one was able to buy stuff via paypal for hours.

by 4006 June 14, 2011

The Postal Service

An indie band, with the same lead singer as Death Cab for Cutie, with excellent beats, catchy songs, and crafty lyrics.

I just listened to the postal service, and now I am totally addicted.

by allison July 28, 2004

full service

A term usually used for a call girl who does more than just "escort" or "body rubs". It means they perform everything. Sex in all forms by a call girl is called "full service".

Caller: "Hi, I was interested in your ad."
Call Girl: "It's $150 for a hour."
Caller: "Is it just a body rub or full service?"
Call Girl: "No, it's just a body rub."
Caller: "Ok sorry, I was looking for full service."

This means he wants it all, and this means that she is not doing "full service" just body rubs.

by syracuseblondie29 July 14, 2006

customer service

Something that isnt what it used to be. Customer service workers get paid to lower themselves and kiss ass to ungrateful, stupid pricks known as the "public." Customer service workers only have their positions while obtaining a college degree, so they can get out of customer service hell and kiss ungratefull customers goodby for a real job that offers a future and more financial security.

Customer service workers get a bad rap from the ignorant public. They like their position no more than the patrons who look down on them. I used to be in customer service (the food/restaurant industry), and would spit in the food of idiots who would piss me off and look down on me for providing a service for their pathetic, ungrateful ass. When working in customer service, you immediately see how stupid people have become today.

by [e-mail] May 24, 2008

semicomma

A semicomma is a term mistakenly used instead of the term semicolon.

This is a semicomma: ;

He said, "You use semicomma!"

You must use a semicomma in that situation.

This is a sentence with a semicomma:
He used a semicomma; therefore, he did not know that the semicomma was indeed called a semicolon.

by random individual November 9, 2010