Kaufmann-Williams Equation

The general attractiveness scale, however improved. You take how hot the girl is /10, and then take how hot she thinks she is /10, and minus the difference.

'That girl is so hot! Easily an 8/10!'
''Nah, she thinks she's a 10, so using the Kaufmann-Williams Equation she's only a 6'

by itsmewilliams May 17, 2016

Dehabilitating tingling sensation

SOS just saw some hoodlums dropping litter in the local park, i was about to aprehand them by method of striking when i was soddenly overcame by a dehabilitating tingling sensation which rendered me unable to inflict pain upon the youths, while i was writhing on the floor in agony the youths took the liberty of placing a double decker wrapper on my nose which caused me further uncomfortability as it reduced my ability to inhale oxygen. Additionaly, a strange smelling stain arrived on my camo trousers which i was wearing to disguise myself to remain undetected as i was going to strike the youths. Massive thanks to Maggie Boyd from the south leicestershire litter wombles who helped me to my feet through my minutes of vegetative state and prevented even more disaster as the local cricket team were approaching who are notoriously hostile to people with strange smelling stains on their camo trousers.

This is an example of a dehabilitating tingling sensation in a real life scenario, ‘ SOS just saw some hoodlums dropping litter in the local park, i was about to aprehand them by method of striking when i was soddenly overcame by a dehabilitating tingling sensation which rendered me unable to inflict pain upon the youths, while i was writhing on the floor in agony the youths took the liberty of placing a double decker wrapper on my nose which caused me further uncomfortability as it reduced my ability to inhale oxygen. Additionaly, a strange smelling stain arrived on my camo trousers which i was wearing to disguise myself to remain undetected as i was going to strike the youths. Massive thanks to Maggie Boyd from the south leicestershire litter wombles who helped me to my feet through my minutes of vegetative state and prevented even more disaster as the local cricket team were approaching who are notoriously hostile to people with strange smelling stains on their camo trousers.’

by Dangerous Dean February 25, 2022

Corona Equation

A numerical statement that exposes the cause for the high number of infections and fatalities in a country, which is often due to the actions (or inactions) of a fake or inept head of state and the failure of his semi-skilled administration in containing the coronavirus pandemic.

A corona equation expected to hold true on 1/20/21—the last day of Donald J. Trump at the White House—is: 🤥₄₅ + 🦠₁₉ = 24M 😷’s + 400K 💀’s.

by Covido January 16, 2021

seduction

to lead astrey, to make someone do what you want them to do, to make someone act in a certain way which they would not do otherwise, seduction is casting spell

mark antony was one of the victim of cleopatra's seduction

by baaaaad March 28, 2016

sensual seduction

a.k.a. orgasm

As censored by individuals in the upper-tiers of radio censorship, and clarified by Snoop Dogg in the "dirty" (or, should I say "dirtier") version of the same song (of a different name, "Sexual Eruption").

"Sensual seduction - she's going to get her's before I"

by vagroaches May 9, 2008

panama sensation

1: The feeling reached when someone "Remembers that night in Panama"
2: Described as the feeling of the wetsuit rubbing against the genitalia when exiting the water.

Hey Alexa I just had the Panama Sensation kind of reminded me of that night in Panama damn it was good.

by Big Deezy February 14, 2004

Seduction Artist

Someone who gets women to like them, not for sex, or to use them, but just to have someone that likes him. As soon as the girl likes him, the man breaks it off for a new girl.

Matt: Hey I hear that Sam was flirting with some girl for months just to break up with her when she liked him back. He must be a player
Jim: No Matt, he's a Seduction Artist

by MrFishNChips January 4, 2011