Selina

Selina, is the most loving and kind person you’ll ever meet. She takes care of everyone, always makes sure everyone is okay. Selina is the most intelligent girl you’ll ever meet and if you’re as lucky as to have one in your life, you should be very thankful. Selinas can make you feel incredibly safe and strong, like as long as you’re by her side you can do anything you wish to. Selina is so beautiful, and most likely a singer. She is super wise, and gives the best advice. She’ll do almost anything for those she cares about, and will always be there for people even when they hurt her really badly. She’s a really forgiving and kind person, she’s also very loyal to her family. But please don’t argue with her, you will not win. She might be shy when you first get to know her, but when she lets you in you’ll truly see how mindblowingly amazing and great she is.

“Wow she’s so gorgeous, must be a Selina.”

by Mulligibber876 June 17, 2020

Selinsgrove

Also known as a shithole.. Selinsgrove is full of douchebags who think that because there is a large amount of Arab doctors that live in the outskirts, they are all awesome and rich. Kept open by the thousands of obese people, the fast food joints on The Strip are the main point of entertainment for these people. The high school smells of cow shit and grease, thanks to the students walking in it. The sports teams in this school district usually have decent records, but it has been discovered that if a student (or adult, as majority of the "players" are) plays a sport here, particuarly football, the distrct will buy their family a large cow to get their daily dosage of milk and meat from. Other than the fast food places, for entertainment, residents enjoy going to Selinsgrove Speedway (or Spedway, called by out of townies) to watch cars race, get drunk, get beaten by husband/wife, and then get arrested for domestic disputes.

Selinsgrove resident: Did ya heer that if we play a sport we git a cow?
Selinsgrove resident 2: Yeh, but I perfer riding my jackass to the Selinsgrove Speedway.
Selinsgrove resident 3: Meebe I will join the basketball team and contribute to another losing season.

by Fuck Selinsgrove April 30, 2009

Selznick

Indignantly demanding that which you do not deserve.

Mike was quickly terminated following a meeting in which he demanded a company car, 2 months vacation, and a larger expense budget. The boss stated, "he went and got all Selznick on my ass so I canned him - he will not be missed".

by Mikeymooooo March 10, 2007

Selina

Selina is a fun, creative and entertaining friend. She is intelligent, in fact, probably the smartest person you'll meet. Selina is a kind and loving person, who will do anything to help. She is a humerous person and easygoing. Don't get a Selina angry, as she will probably kill you, unless you get her yummy food... Yum. Selina has the most amazing ideas and she is a great friend. Selina is bright and positive, but something they won't tell you is that they are one of the most insecure and self concious person you know. They often doubt themselves and they are a perfectionists. In their opinion, if you make a mistake, you are a failure.
Selina doesn't fall in love easily, but she often likes someone when she meets someone of her own level in intelligence. Often the people she says she "hates" most, she actually likes. So keep an eye out for those people she particularly hates and weird manner!

Person A: Hey, did you know Selina liked Alfred?
Person B: Oh gosh!! I thought she hated him! She literally wants to kill him-
Person A: you never know... Life is weird ya know.

by That bear over there December 27, 2020

seminiferous tubule

n.
One of two or three twisted, curved tubules in each lobule of the testis in which spermatozoa develop.

Oduke is a seminiferous tubule

by Taggart July 2, 2003

Selina

Selina has sexy bod and face, I love to see her big ass. She so beautiful

That girl has a selina body

by Ivan Rodriguez April 6, 2019

Selinsgrove

A small-minded town in central PA in which almost everyone inhabiting it is either obese, ugly, old, unintelligent, inbred or all of the above. Favorite hobbies among Selinsgrove citizens include "goin' to da races", possum bashing, "gitting 'r done" and achieving nothing in life besides creating the world's largest banana split. The town is also home to Susquehanna University, a school in which the majority of students are spoiled brats from New Jersey that want nothing more out of their college experience but several consecutive nights of inebriation at Bodt's bar and the opportunity to show off their brand new BMW that mommy and daddy bought them as a graduation present. Selinsgrove likes to pride itself on being "a nice place to live", however, upon spending even 15 minutes in the town, any intelligent person can conclude that that statement is blatantly false.

Bobby Jo: "Hey dere, yins wanna go down to da races lader tonite? Den after maybe get real trashed at Bodt's and have sex wif my sister?"
Charlie: "No thanks, I'm not from Selinsgrove."

by apwoeirnc April 29, 2009