saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

Pop a seal

pop a seal of a codeine bottle for lean

Popularized by Travis Scott

I top a, Pop a pill, pop a seal to forget about ya - la flame

by bullhorn559 March 18, 2019

Seal the deal

have sex with

Yes, Jimmy, I am going to seal the deal with Elizabeth

by gamegangster February 13, 2015

inserting the seal team

masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines.

wew, just got done inserting the seal team

by dj311 January 30, 2007

Seal Team 6

V. To accomplish a task with great efficiency, speed, and effectiveness. Comes from the assassination of Osama bin Laden in May 2011.

We got in, got out, and Seal Team 6'd that bitch!

by 00X June 16, 2011

SEAL Team 6

This is where you bust into a girls bedroom in the middle of the night, toss in a flash bang, scream "Don't Move!", cum on her forehead and then roll her up in the bed sheet and push her off the bed.

Melissa: Mary, what was all that noise last night?
Mary: Oh, that was John, I think. He SEAL Team 6'd me last night.

by Argument Invalid May 1, 2013

Steven Segal

1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.

Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...

I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.

by Billy Spastic December 9, 2008