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Brocial Security

The safety net of having your bros out with you at a club, bar, or youth group meeting. A male receives Brocial Security benefits when he has a clutch wingman, is backed up by a friend in a verbal or physical altercation, or when another male friend buys you an alcoholic beverage because you are broke.

Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.
After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.

Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.

This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?
by beachesbeersbitchesbongs December 4, 2009
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security

The act of not putting out at a party, specifically for girls. Can also refer to a crack team of cock blocking friends that travel in packs to protect one another.
The girl had some tight security, so I didn't get laid.
by Wingman, 1st Degree May 28, 2006
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security blanket

An object or act that assures one of safety and security.
This phrase was first derived from the blanket a characket from Peanuts(Charlie brown) always had with him. If memory serves me right a US Present coined the phrase.
1. The addition of cameras and patrolling officers will creat a security blanket for the students on campus.
2. Driving fast makes me feel safe. Like wrapping a blanket around me, it shields all the bad things from coming in.
by Machinus July 27, 2005
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Security Hole

A security hole is a hole that contains security.
by ecks of dee October 12, 2018
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USAF Security Forces

The security forces career field is responsible for all police activities associated with an Air Force base. You could be doing anything from securing the perimeter of the base to being a dog handler. Your responsibility will be to ensure the safety of all base weapons, property and personnel from hostile forces. Security forces personnel learn lifesaving procedures; provide armed response; direct vehicle and pedestrian traffic on base; operate speed measuring, drug, alcohol and breath test devices; and conduct investigations. You will be involved in team patrol movements, tactical drills, battle procedures and military operations other than war. You might also be apprehending and detaining suspects, securing crime scenes or testifying in judicial proceedings. Security forces personnel also utilize military working dog teams, train handlers and all aspects of working dogs. Additionally, you might be assigned to an armory and be responsible for controlling and safeguarding arms, ammunition and equipment.

Security Forces is in fact an extremely important job. They are the only line of defense between the air force base an the enemy. Now Security forces is branching out and doing even more work such as protecting convoys and even going on off base patrols.
Anyone who says that Security Forces is not an important job is either a civilian or got a DUI from a Cop.
Jackass Civilian- LOL USAF security forces is for bitches, be a man and join the marines

Cop- punches civilian in the face
by Gi19483726322323 April 10, 2011
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Security Wipe

To wipe after an expected Shart, or to wipe feces out of but crack to prevent a skid mark.
"dude, i thought i sharted, but the Security Wipe came back negitive" "Dude, i had to do a security wipe on that one. Saved my drawers.
by CRichards July 27, 2006
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security

1: A small town attatched to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Just as a dung beetle must still have an asshole, so must the home of James Dobson and Focus on the Family have a place to dump their trash.

2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.

3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.

4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.
Security! Escort these hooligans from my property. With a taser.
by Shuffle September 26, 2005
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