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scrootum

The plural for scrotum

An oversized scrotum
His balls were so big it looked like he had a scrootum
by Randellhobbs April 14, 2017
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Scrotumnavigate

An amalgamation of the words Scrotum and Circumnavigate.

To avoid an issue, and come back to where you started.

Proverbially, to beat around the bush.
John: Dude, why is my girlfriend's bra is hanging on the end of your bed?

Fred: Well, see it's time to do the washing and, hey, what are you doing this Friday? Do you want to go to the club?

John: Dude, don't scrotumnavigate the issue.
by BarelyMyself March 14, 2009
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scrotum sock

the act of stretching the scrotal skin over the penis to form a sock.
my dick is so warm. my scrotum sock is extra fuzzy.
by fartsafety January 3, 2009
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Scrotum-floatem

A bar game whereby contestants rub Ice Cubes on their genitalia (usually ball sack, sex permitting) then tries to throw it in such a manor as it lands in the glass of another. Points are awarded (accumulatively) for:

1. The act of throwing the cube itself (1 point);

2. A successful delivery (2 points);

2. A successful delivery into the intended recipient's glass (2 points);

3. The recipient not noticing (3 points);

4. The person drinking, post act (5 points).
"I was just splashed by something landing in my glass!"
"Don't drink it bro, there's probably a game of Scrotum-floatem going on. Quick, take your pants off and rub this Ice Cube on yourself."
by Krayon December 15, 2013
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scrotum envy

the jealous feelings harboured towards a mans balls, similar to penis envy.
After years of taking performance enhancing drugs, Bill experienced sever scrotum envy when he realized he didn't quite measure up in the locker room.
by bobjoebill March 16, 2017
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Scrotum Slap

For those kinky bastards with high pain tolerances, their gyal often perform this finishing move for an adrenaline rush in the nuts for an extra boost
Emily gave dave a scrotum slap and that got him rearing to go
by adamap03 September 21, 2019
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dirty scrotum

This is when you force your entire scrotum into the asshole of your partner and you rub it all over her vagina.
Hey Sean! Please give me your special dirty scrotum tonight!!!
by seanisgeydotcum February 7, 2017
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