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Scrunching

When a full grown man folds up his underwear into a g string and takes pics of himself and than slides into girls DMs with the pics.
Oh my god I drank too much whiskey last night and was scrunching hard. Please don't tell anyone I sent you scrunch pics!!!
by Blonde menas November 19, 2022
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Scratching the service

Australian idiom: to deal with a matter only in the most superficial way. Similar to American ‘Scratching the surface’, but meaning different to ‘Scratching the cervix’
We’re so compatible in so many ways and we’re just scratching the service
by AustralianLinguist March 2, 2023
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Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing
The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)
by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023
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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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Scratching Post

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).
Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.
by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025
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Butt-Scratching

something we all do when theres and itch in our butt , and we ALL do it in public specially asian girls.
Christy why are u Butt-scratching? , says Amy
by 3headeddogthatdances October 9, 2010
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Rat Scratching

A man shoves his balls, and only his balls, in a woman's pussy. The balls must be like the Amazon Rainforest and be hairy like fuck. Leave a sandpaper-like mark my guy!
Hey honey, wanna do some Rat Scratching?
by Trooper1129 December 6, 2019
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