smoke a joint and scroll on the phone reading IG feed or watching TikTok or any web contents with infinite algorithm-supported feeds.
by syntaxlogofree January 7, 2021

Looking at Facebook or the internet on your phone to amuse yourself while stuck on the toilet with an attack of bowel distress.
by Boardwalk Broad October 20, 2015

The anticipation and excitement experienced by a user on a social networking site when scrolling through comments to find the newest one
I had a bad case of scrolling anticipation when scrolling through 5,954 comments on a picture to find out what Adam said to Sal.
by Brandon Gibson June 11, 2008

A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas
Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling
by cicixoz June 5, 2022

by Shboobie July 15, 2019

The act of trolling people via posts on one's facebook news feed. As one may continuously scroll down and view "more stories," the opportunities to troll are virtually endless.
by pir8 September 12, 2012

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.
Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.
by BaconPancakes February 9, 2015
