Plastic scouser

A wannabe scouser that usually has thick black eyebrows to cover her massive forehead. She will usually smoke with her one friend outside Aldi to try and ‘look hard’ they tend to have bad commitment issues and get ‘pissed’ off when they don’t get what they want

Omg have you see her eyebrows she must be a plastic scouser

by R1ley January 9, 2019

scouser

people from liverpool. A scouser is usually very nice and welcoming

I'm a scouser and im proud of it

by MrPlastikman November 19, 2016

Scouserist

Basically the best people from in and around Liverpool

Wow look at them sheep hunters over there they are the scouserist sheep hunter ive ever seen

by LEWIEDDY2K11 May 13, 2011

Scouser

(Noun) A person from Liverpool who tweets for money and interviews.

"What has the flat earth to do here. And yes. That’s why you tweet: for money and interviews. A proper scouser. Now bore off"

by df11892 July 11, 2018

Cooper Scouper

A girl with no sense of humor who is judgmental and ruins all fun

"ballsack, the cooper scouper is coming"

by eggseggseggs April 16, 2009

scouseritis

Evil disease causing the inflicted to behave like a scouse.

Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake in public.

" Calm down calm down, keep your eyes out while I half inch these hubcaps but don't get bukkacake on me shell suit "!

" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!

by TweenieGirl November 12, 2011

Scousers

A large respectable group of people who come from Liverpool

Scousers are very nice people

by ScouseHardLad December 12, 2018